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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Grocery Games: Back from the Dead

It's been a long time since I've done one of these Grocery Games posts, but somewhere along the way, maybe when we moved into our permanent apartment, I decided I felt a little bit weird about taking photos at the grocery store.  At my grocery store, I should say.  I guess it seemed like it would ruin my street cred as a resident to bust out my camera while doing the daily shopping.  But let's be honest: I have no street cred.  It's hard to fit in and dodge the whole bule thing when people call out "Hey, bule!" or "Hey, Mister!" as I walk by.  Why bother trying... might as well have my camera at the ready to capture the good stuff!

Anywho... some amusing/interesting photos from my perjalanan (journey) to the toko makanan (grocery store) today:

Cocks in cages: it's not clear to me for what purpose these roosters are being sold (breeding? eating? fighting?), but I have noticed that sometimes they're in these bamboo cages and sometimes they're free to roam the jalan tikus (side road; literally translated as "rat road") between my house and the closest grocery store. 



Lady Drivers Only:  In grocery store parking lot there is a sign that says "Khusus Pengemudi Wanita/ Lady Drivers Only" (the Indonesian directly translates to "special lady drivers," I think).  Special parking spot? Is this the equivalent of those mother-to-be parking spots that started popping up in U.S. strip mall parking lots recently?


Nothing deceptive about these spuds:  Honesty potatoes... because all other potatoes are just flattering you.


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Grocery Games: "Poo" Tofu and Diet Potatoes

I know, it's been a while...  I've got some stray Bali photos still to post, but, in the meantime, I am hoping you will be satiated by another installation of Grocery Games!

I found this gem in the tofu/tempeh section of my grocery store. This section is particularly overwhelming as there are approximately 57 different kinds of tofu one can purchase.  Needless to say I do not plan to try the variety pictured below.  Perhaps they should reconsider their marketing strategy...  (and p.s.: "halus" means "smooth."  ha!)


And right across the aisle, everybody's favorite, diet potatoes.  Um, what?  Is that a thing? Do you eat these after your honesty potatoes give it to you straight/tell it like it is regarding those extra lbs they see you've been packing on?


Thursday, September 26, 2013

One Night in Bangkok (and Bonus Grocery Games!)

Welp, we've moved and spent one night in Bangkok (and the world's our oyster). It was relatively smooth.  The cats are alive, our luggage got here, our apartment has a bed and a responsive office manager (yay!).

The cats were not happy about their journey... unlike when I took Lincoln from DC to Jakarta (via Tokyo and Singapore), they were not allowed to join us in the cabin.  We had to check them as "excess baggage," which is a bit nerve-wracking.  But they were kitted out pretty well:


But they've found their groove in the new place, particularly Tiga, who enjoys the built-in cubbies in the closet area:


I, personally, am enjoying the view:


BONUS:
Grocery Games, courtesy of a quick trip to the local 7-11.


Our quest for drinking water and something for breakfast resulted in this gem of a purchase: 
"Yoghurt with cereal beans and lotus nuts Dutchie." 


I find the description misleading, but the label art to be pretty spot on: this is a sweet vanilla-y yogurt with a) red kidney beans, b) corn, and c) weird little barley looking things that I think might be a grain called "Job's tears."  I think lotus seeds are bigger than this:


Not as bad as you might think!

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Grocery Games: Important Update

Long time, no see.  Not sure why I haven't been updating this blog of late... I've got tons of Cambodia stuff to blog about, but I am having some writer's block.  While I work on remedying that situation, please accept this very important update to my most recent Grocery Games post.

While perusing the snack shelves during a 7-11 beer run here in Bangkok, I spied this bag of Lay's below.  From what I can see, it is scallop flavored, thereby completing the anthology of sea-creature flavored chips available in Thailand (see also: lobster hot plate, hot chili squid, salmon):


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Grocery Games: Chips Ahoy

Grocery games back in the hizzouse!

For some reason I thoroughly enjoy perusing the aisles of 7-11 for interesting local snacks.  While potato chips themselves are not exactly "local"- yep, they're Lays- some of the crazy flavors I've seen here are pretty unique to Thailand.

You've got your perennial favorites in the shellfish family, lobster hot plate and hot chili squid:


Not-so-standard BBQ flavors... Mexican BBQ?  In Thailand? Questionable. 
Extra BBQ?  Please explain what makes it "extra.":


More meat-flavored chips... meatballs of some sort and salmon?  Hmmmm.  Maybe it's wise they left the English off these.  But the spokes people certainly look jazzed:


 These flavors are pretty Thai... sweet basil (one of the three basil varieties here in Thailand, according to the folks at Silom cooking school):


And these two, with no English translation... one looks like a combination of dried shrimp, chili, lime and mayhaps squares of diced ginger?  The second one looks like Thai chili paste, delicious sweet and smokey stuff:


Saturday, March 3, 2012

Grocery Games: The Froo-its of the De-veel


Jakarta's nickname is "The Big Durian," because it has a tendency to be pretty stinky and sticky around town, just like the fruit.  Spikey, stinky, sticky; durian is a favorite around here.  Its pungent stench wafts out of all of the grocery stores here, and yet I feel like maybe I am really turning into a true Jakartan now that that smell no longer phases me...

You can buy durian whole or prepared at the grocery store.  It's also used in a lot of local dishes, ranging from shakes and desserts to curries and soups.

Don't eat this stuff before going on a date, though.  The durian burps are awful and last about 5-6 hours after you eat it.


Mangosteen (manggis in Bahasa Indonesia) : god, I love these things.  They look like little eggplants- round and deep purple- but on the inside the fruit is bright white and both creamy and citrus-y at the same time.  So good.


Scaly and weird, these little fruits are called snake fruit (or salak).  The ones I tried were crisp like an apple on the inside and pretty sweet... apparently the best ones are from Bali, so much so that they sell them in the domestic terminal in the Denpasar airport.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Grocery Games: Fish Balls

We interrupt the regularly scheduled Vietnam trip post (yes, there are more Vietnam posts... I am stumped... turns out it's hard to write about the DMZ and war) to bring you this latest Grocery Game: 

Frozen fish ball bars are sweeping the nation! 

Pick a size, shape, or color; they've got it all!  

Fish-shaped, smiling star-shaped, cat head-shaped...


Crab-sticks,  rounds, tubes, leaves... pick one of each!  

You'll never want for variety at the frozen fish ball bar.



Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Grocery Games: Part 1

The first in a series in which I share interesting, disgusting and/or comical finds from the local grocery store.  Odd products, funny brand names, inappropriate mascots, mis-labels, etc.  Expect it all, limited only by what I can take a photo of without attracting too much attention from wary clerks.

This week's series brought to you by the Ranch 99 Market at Dharmawangsa Square:


A prime example of why you must look closely at everything you buy over here.  These are not your typical Lays.  Salt and vinegar pale in comparison.  Just wait 'till I nab a photo of the Cheetos flavors they have.  It's sacrilegious.

See the label on the item at the center... I do not think it means what they think it means. 


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Grocery Games: Tattooed Apples

The latest installment of bizarre sights at the local grocery store: tattooed apples.

This set of Fuji apples with Chinese characters "tattooed" on them was on special sale this week...  one week after Chinese New Year and fewer people are willing to pay top dollar (top rupiah?) for a fancy gift box of apples with "good fortune," "prosperity," and "longevity" imprinted on them?

(Full disclosure: I have no idea what these symbols mean, but I would be willing to bet they are in that general theme, being for Chinese New Year and all...)


I had never seen tattooed apples before... or any tattooed fruit, for that matter.  But apparently it's a thing, currently in practice in Japan.  And it's pretty fascinating: the apples are put into bags while they're on still on the tree so they don't receive sunlight for 3 months and stay a light yellow color.  Then later the bag is removed, a stencil/sticker applied to the apple so that the design remains light-colored and the rest of the apple turns, well, apple-colored.  A little bit crazy, but kinda cool.  And apparently the technique has a history... apple tattooing used to happen in France, too, where they used snail slime to apply the stencils.  Whoa.


Sunday, June 23, 2013

Grocery Games and Movie Munchies

Items not allowed at my grocery store include cigarettes, cameras, ice cream cones and cats:


Snack choices at the local movie theater includes crowd favorite fish ball satay (remember how much Indonesia loves fish balls?) and something called "mini money bags":


Sunday, March 18, 2012

Grocery Games: Lady's Choice


 Lady's Choice Mayo Magic... 1 liter of mayonnaise in a plastic bag.  
Amazing.  
"Pilihan Nyam! Nyam!" = Yummy choice!  Yum!





I'm pretty sure this is a pigeon.  People in Indonesia are certainly not squeamish about weird, edible animal parts or raw meat of any sort in the way that Americans are. For example, there is a commercial that keeps running on the channels I watch (well, mostly on the Asian Food Channel) for chicken broth... the commercial involves a headless, featherless, raw chicken dancing around and then jumping into a big stock pot, bumpy chicken skin and all.  This would never happen in the U.S.-  the chicken would only be shown trussed and roasted.  Our delicate sensibilities would be offended by anything less "civilized."

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Jakarta Sights

On Meghan and Liz's first full day in Indonesia, we took in some sights in "sweltering, steaming, heaving mass" that is Jakarta.

First on the list: Monument Nasional (Monas), Jakarta's obligatory phallic symbol/national monument.  A 137 meter tall tower in Central Jakarta that commenced construction (Haaa! Shout-out to my EPA folks! Regulatory humor never gets old.) in 1961 under President Sukarno, Monas is meant to represent a rice mortar and pestle and/or female and male body parts. With a flame on top.  Hmmm.

Since it is a symbol of national unity, like the Washington Monument, Monas attracts tourists from all over Indonesia, some of whom were super excited to see 3 bule ladies also enjoying the monument.  We got our photos taken with several groups of people, including 2 "aunties" who insisted on their own separate photos, lest one upstage the other.  Pretty funny.



Monas is surrounded by several cool bas-relief wall carvings highlighting Indonesian history.  Unfortunately we couldn't get very close to take in the detail due to some odd barrier placement, but they looked kinda neat from afar anyway:


 After taking a little time to figure out how to get into the monument (and subsequently being laughed at by several vendors- who knew the entrance was across the street and that you had to walk under the square to get into the monument??), we made it inside and were able to check out a series of 51 interesting, albeit incomplete and amusingly translated dioramas that also took a stab at retelling Indonesia's incredibly complicated history.  No photos, as the dioramas were really dark, but it's worth the $2 cab ride and 75 cent entrance fee to check these out if you are in the area.

Following our diorama tour, we headed up to the top observation desk of Monas in a crowded elevator in order to catch a glimpse of Jakarta from above:



Once safely back on the ground post-Monas, we headed to the old part of Jakarta, Kota Tua (Old City), the center of the Dutch colonial capital formerly known as Batavia.  Specifically, we started at Fatahillah Square for a glimpse of the crumbling colonial architecture, a cold drink a the quaintly colonial Cafe Batavia, and a view of some seriously cute school kids enjoying themselves immensely on the two-person rental bikes (with matching hats!) available in the square.  We would have gone to some of the surrounding museums, but I was dumb and didn't think to see if they were open.  Turns out all the museums are closed on Mondays... live and learn.












After a brief sojourn in Fatahillah Square, we walked over to check out Sunda Kelapa Port, or the Old Harbor.  Dodging a few trucks and catcalls on the way (I don't think many tourists do the walk we did, let alone 3 lady bules!), we saw some interesting stuff, including:

Trash collector guys on narrow bamboo boats floating along a horrendously polluted canal: 


During a detour due to a wrong turn onto Jalan Pasar Ikan (Fish Market Street), we saw these dyed chicks, which we wrongly assumed were for Easter (more on that later), plus many vendors selling all sorts of maritime paraphernelia, including giant tangles of anchors and old-timey looking nautical steering wheels: 




Finally, when we reached the harbor, we found that the historic harbor still serves as a hub for inter-island trade, although it is no longer the main port for the city of Jakarta. It was a little bit like a time-warp in that we saw a fleet of wooden-masted schooners being hand-loaded by gaggles of bare-foot men.  Apparently Sunda Kelapa berths the world's last wind-powered sailing fleet still used for trade.  Wow.




After taking in all of these sights, we were pretty sweaty and tired, so we hopped a taksi, braved the jalan macet and headed home.  After a quick shower and trip to the grocery store for a live-action version of Grocery Games, we grabbed dinner and drinks at the new Jakarta stand-by, the mega mall.  At the mall we encountered elaborate Easter displays, overpriced luxury goods, a boat on the 6th floor, American propaganda, and

Afterwards Meghan tried durian for the first time and did not puke, nor did she keep Liz awake with smelly durian burps, so we had that going for us, which is nice.